Monday, August 8, 2005

RECALL NOTICE

         

 

 

 

 Recall Notice  
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.   This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.  
This defect has been technically termed, "Subsequential Internal Non-morality," or more commonly known as S.  I.
N., as it is primarily expressed.
 
Some other symptoms:
1.  Loss of direction
2.  Foul vocal emissions
3.  Amnesia of origin
4.  Lack of peace and joy
5.  Selfish, or violent behavior
6.  Depression or confusion in the mental component
7.  Fearfulness
8.  Idolatry
9.  Rebellion The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect.
  The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.  There is no additional fee required.   The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.  Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.   Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.  
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1.  Love
2.  Joy
3.  Peace
4.  Patience
5.  Kindness
6.  Goodness
7.  Faithfulness
8.  Gentleness
9.  Self control Please see the operating manual:
  The B.I.B.L.E.  (Believers Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for further details on the use of these fixes.   WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.  For free emergency service, call on JESUS.   DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.  The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.   Thank you for your attention!   GOD Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice!!!

Friday, August 5, 2005

ANGELS TEACH QUOTE

 

 

Angels teach us to love and to love well. The sayings "On earth as it is in heaven," or "As above, so below," relate to love. For as God loves us, the angels will teach us to love God, each other, and ourselves.

-  Barbara Mark & Trudy Griswold

Wednesday, August 3, 2005

JUST GOOD ADVICE

       

 

 

 "Good Advice"

It Is Better To Be Alone, Than In The Wrong Company.
Tell me who your
best friends are, and I will tell you who you are.
If you run with
wolves, you will learn how to howl. But, if you
associate with eagles,
you will learn how to soar to great heights. "A
mirror reflects a
man's face, but what he is really like is shown by
the kind of friends
he chooses." The simple but true fact of life is
that you become like
those with whom you closely associate - for the good
and the bad. The
less you associate with some

people, the more your life will improve. Any time
you tolerate
mediocrity in others, it increases your mediocrity.
An important
attribute in successful people is their impatience
with negative
thinking and negative acting people. As you grow,
your associates will
change. Some of your friends will not want you to go
on. They will want
you to stay where they are. Friends that don't
help you climb, will
want you to crawl. Your friends will stretch your
vision or choke your
dream. Those that don't

increase you, will eventually decrease you.
Consider this: Never
receive counsel from unproductive people. Never
discuss your problems
with someone incapable of contributing to the
solution, because those
who never succeed themselves are always first to
tell you how. Not
everyone has a right to speak into your life. You
are certain to get
the worst of the bargain when you exchange ideas
with the wrong person.
Don't follow anyone who's not going anywhere. With
some people you
spend an evening: with others you invest it. Be
careful where you stop
to inquire for directions along the road of life.
Wise is the person
who fortifies his life with the right friendships